Knock Knock

Remember when you were young (I mean really, really young) and use to play childhood games? I can remember spending hours playing Tag, Hide-and-Seek, Red-light/Green-light, Ring Around the Rosey, Kick Ball, Freeze, and Simon Says. Awwwwwwwwwwww. Those were the days. I was part of a group of neighborhood kids who played until we were exhausted, or at least until our Moms called us home. It seemed like we never grew tired. We were like the Energizer Bunny, we kept going and going and going.

Sometimes we'd race our bikes up and down the street or around the corner, or just ride in the driveway. Other times we'd just sit and tell jokes. Of course during play-- especially when the boys would play--the jokes almost always turned silly or into "a game of Yo' Momma."

I never really liked the "yo momma" jokes because it always turned personal and somebody usually ended up with a swollen lip or a black eye. But what I liked most about our childhood games was the "Knock Knock" jokes. Remember those?

Here are some of my favorites:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I stopped by?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita damn break!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara a doctor in the house?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
May.
May who?
Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer and I'll tell you!
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I invite you to tell me your best "Knock Knock" jokes!