Cockroach vs. Gay Weatherman

Let's get ready to rumble!

In this corner we have the champion, a multi-legged, multi-generational Cockroach, weighing less than one ounce. In the other corner we have the challenger: An effeminate Gay weatherman wearing a tight brown suit and overly processed hair, weighing in at a whopping 145 pounds.

Folks, it looks like this lopsided match-up may be one for the history books!

And the winner is . . .