IRISH PROSTITUTE
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?"
The girl, crying, replied "Sniff, sniff . . . Dad . . . I became a prostitute."
"'Ye what?!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 10-bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ........... (takes a breath)............ and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and . . ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff . . . a prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."
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sillly lol. im from memphis too. hope u dont mind the drive by, up late bored, writing and reading. chk me out one day if u can rawdawgbuffalo and if u like what u read let me know via comment and even feel free to blog roll me
Hey Torrance,
Thanks for stopping by. I'll check out your blog and post a comment. Keep up the good work.
The Catholic school girl in me finds this Hilarious!!!
The Catholic school girl in me finds this Hilarious!!!
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