Social commentary on prosaic thoughts and events. Grab a cup of java, sit back, relax and stay for a while. After you've read a few posts, collect your thoughts and jump right in. Feel free to share your views on anything you want to talk about.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Feds: Black man posed as white racist in threats
By KEVIN McGILL The Associated Press
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A black man from Mississippi has been arrested and accused of sending racist death threats over the Internet to three black students at Louisiana's Nicholls State University.
The FBI in New Orleans said Dyron Hart, 19, was arrested Wednesday. He is accused of sending the messages by way of the students' Facebook accounts. The messages contained racial epithets and death threats and were sent to two black women and a black man at Nicholls State in Thibodaux, La.
The author of those messages cast himself as a white man who intended to kill blacks because Barack Obama was elected president.
Hart told an FBI agent that he sent the messages to "get a reaction," according to the agent's sworn statement.
The criminal complaint was filed in U.S. District Court in New Orleans. U.S. Attorney Jim Letten's office said Hart made his initial court appearance in Biloxi. Assistant U.S. Attorney Jay Golden in Mississippi said Friday that Hart was released on bond and was ordered to appear in federal court in New Orleans on Nov. 24.
Although the case sprang from a probe into messages sent to the three Nicholls State students, the FBI agent's statement said Hart also admitted sending the message to students at other institutions, including LSU, the University of Mississippi and the University of Alabama.
An FBI news release said Hart, if convicted, would face a maximum sentence of five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000.
Repeatedly using an obscenity and the N-word, the author of the message threatens to kill more than 3,000 black people in a month because of Obama's election and warns the recipient of a pending attack from "a random white man," according to the agent's affidavit.
Neither Hart nor his family could not be reached for comment. The phone number listed at his home address was not in service. A message left Friday with Hart's court-appointed defense attorney was not immediately returned.
Colton Brodoux was the name of the person who purportedly sent the messages. "Hart admitted that he created the Colton Brodoux profile on Facebook," the FBI affidavit said. The document details how the FBI traced the messages back to a computer at Hart's Poplarville address in Mississippi.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Hello, Mr. President!
God bless Barack Obama and God bless America!
May all who came before him rest peacefully knowing that their labor was not in vain. God bless Sojourner Truth. God bless Marcus Garvey. God bless Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. God bless my grandparents, Mr. Albert Owens and Mrs. Fannie Owens.
And God bless my dad, Nathaniel Owens, who did not get a chance to see a black man elected to the highest seat in the land.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Obama's Loss Traced to Undefined Voter
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Hunt for Red October
Crazy is as crazy does.
And how stupid is John McCain's brother, Joe? Listen for yourself.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
David Alan Grier & Chocolate News
Maybe it's the old shtick of cooning and buffooning that has me scratching my head. No need to debunk any stereotypes here, especially since Grier appears to have pulled out all stops in that department. I guess I'll have to tune in to see how far Grier has grown or sunk as an actor/comedian.
What about you? What comes to your mind when you watch this promo?
Friday, October 3, 2008
Seeking Sweet Potato Pie Recipe
As the holidays approach, I'm looking to spice up my Thanksgiving and Christmas menus with some good ol' southern dessert. Does anybody have a good sweet potato pie recipe?
Please share.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done . Your turn!!)
Friday, September 19, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Art Imitating Life
Friday, September 12, 2008
"The Twist" top song of Billboard Hot 100 era
Chubby Checker's "The Twist" was named the top song of Billboard Hot 100 era.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Sad Day for Detroit Politics
Sunday, August 31, 2008
One heart, one widow connect suicides of two men
Associate Press
updated 11:47 a.m. CT, Sun., Aug. 31, 2008
On an overcast spring morning in southeast Georgia, Sonny Graham drank some coffee and headed out the door for another day in the family landscaping business and to take his 9-year-old stepson to the dentist. But Graham made a detour to the backyard shed that he’d built.
There, the 69-year-old picked up the 12-gauge Remington shotgun he’d taken on so many quail- and dove-hunting trips, pointed the muzzle at the right side of his throat and pulled the trigger.
It was April Fool’s Day, almost exactly 13 years since another man’s suicide gave Graham a second chance at life
That man was Terry Cottle. When he ended his life, Graham got his heart.
But it was not just an organ that connected Graham and the 33-year-old donor. Nearly a decade after the transplant, Graham married Cottle’s young widow.
And now Graham had made her a widow again.
As word of his death spread, the Internet lit up with the story of the heart that had been twice silenced by suicide — and the woman who’d lost the same heart twice. Reporters and bloggers waxed on about “cellular memory” and whether the organ somehow held a “suicide gene.”
Nonsense, thought Cottle’s sister. The brain is where the conscience resides, where love and loss are felt; the heart is just a pump.
As far as she was concerned, Graham’s death was less about her brother’s heart than about Cheryl — the woman with whom both men had chosen to share it.
Click here to read the rest of the story.
Kwame Kilpatrick to plead guilty and leave office
Barack Obama's Missed Opportunity
Dr. Cornel West and Dr. Julianne Malveuax suggests that Senator Obama missed a golden opportunity to link the past with the present, but instead chose to distant himself from history by targeting white centrists.
Do you think Senator Obama's speech "appealed to the white center"? Did he fail to "connect historically" with Blacks as suggested by West and Malveuax?
Take a listen and tell me what you think.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
While You Were Sleeping . . .
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Jodeci's Back . . . or Not
Well, from the looks of this video I think JoJo from the famed 90's group, Jodeci, showed his azz big time. He collapses midway through the performance. I hope he's okay. All jesting aside, I hope he's now clean and sober.
Check this out.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Word Association
Cougar
Youth
Maturity
Seasoned
Fries
Hamburger
Ketchup
Gaining ground
Losing ground
Meal Ticket
Hot Item
Wassup
What's Down
Never Give Up
Pressing Forward
Friday, August 15, 2008
Enough Already!
The great citizens of the city of Detroit deserve better!
Do the right thing and resign today. How much more embarrassment and dishonor will you heap upon the taxpayers? This great city -- which struggles each day to find a new identity in the wake of a dying automotive industry -- loses its respectability each day that you're in office. Formerly a mecca for attracting large companies, the cityscape now serves as a backdrop and sad reminder of a once prosperous metropolis. Oddly enough, somehow it seems to now serve as a metaphor for your life today. Do the honorable thing, Mr. Mayor. Resign.
We had such high hopes for you when you rode into the city as Detroit's youngest mayor. With your beautiful wife by your side and a family name rooted in Detroit politics, the city of Detroit welcomed you as the big, strong, handsome former football captain of Florida A&M University. Armed with a law degree from Detroit College of Law and a resume befitting a black urban political professional, for many of us you represented a new Detroit.
As a young and vibrant do-gooder with a heart for children, your record as a state representative proved that you had political chops. Ten years ago you helped develop the $675 million Clean Michigan Initiative. You managed to designate more than half of the funds to Detroit; both Michigan's largest city and the one most in need. And you weren't shy about helping to secure millions of dollars to fight lead poisoning in the city. At the time, more child-related lead poisoning cases were reported in Detroit then throughout the rest of the state combined.
Thirty-one years old when elected mayor of Detroit, you were the first youngest mayor of Detroit and second youngest mayor of any U.S city. You were just twenty-six years old when elected to the Michigan House of Representatives, and later served as the leader of the Democratic Caucus.The first African American to hold a leadership position in the Michigan Legislator.
And like so many young, political proteges, your career in politics was boundless. You even spoke briefly at the 2004 Democratic convention just like my former congressman, Harold Ford, Jr. (D-TN), who was touted as a future presidential running mate. But also like so many young -- and old -- politicians, once elected the bloom is off the rose. During your first term, Mr. Mayor, you seemed to use the city coffer as your own personal bank account, racking up more than $200,000 on a city-issued credit card for travel, meals, and entertainment. Jet setting from city to city, hobnobbing with the rich and famous, and often seen getting your groove on at celebrity hosted events, all while the taxpayers picked up the bill.
Now in your second term, you're still acting up. With a steadily declining approval rate, did you really think that you could continue your shenanigans and the people would turn a blind eye? Come on. Get real. And did you really think you could end a veteran police officer's career with a few "choice words", have an affair with your long-time friend, lover, and former chief of staff, lie under oath about it, and get away with it? Your poor behavior and misconduct has cost the city over $8 million.
I won't even dwell on your recent foolish behavior: assaulting a police officer, witness tampering, and disrespecting the court. And you have the nerve to want to attend the Democratic National Convention. Get real. As if the Democrats need another side show! We already have The Hillary Show. No More Drama.
Enough is enough, already! Please stop the madness.
Kwame, please do the honorable thing and a step down now. Let the good citizens of Detroit heal and move forward. You have become a distraction and an embarrassment to the city and most definitely for your family. If you won't think about the citizens of Detroit, at least think about how this is affecting your wife and children. What a legacy to leave.
It's time to get off the train, Mr. Mayor. Your ride is up.
Sincerely,
Literate Muse
A Very Disgusted Detroit Sympathizer
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Soul Singer and American Icon Isaac Hayes dies at age 65
The legendary soul singer, Isaac Hayes, Jr., who began life in a tenement in Covington, Tennessee but later went on to win an Oscar and multiple Grammys, died suddenly today at his home near Memphis, Tenn.
Best known for the theme song from the 1971 movie Shaft, Hayes started his music career as an untrained musician. He wanted to become a doctor until he realized his musical talents during a ninth-grade talent show. As he developed as a musician so did his rich, baritone voice. His trademark sound and look (bald head and gold chains) was captured on his hit album "Hot Buttered Soul", which later became the name of his radio program during his stint as a radio personality.
Hayes was a gifted singer and songwriter. He penned memorable songs for notable singers, like "Hold On, I'm Comin'" for Same & Dave.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Comedian and Actor Bernie Mac Dies at age 50
"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.
She said no other details were available and asked that his family's privacy be respected.
The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.
He reminded me of comedians Redd Foxx, Robin Harris, and Richard Pryor.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting
July 25, 2008 1o:41 PM EDT
A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.
Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Definitely NOT Employee of the Month!
Mendte was indicted in May and was officially charged with a felony today. He is expected to cooperate with the U.S. Attorney's office and and will turn himself in.
Geesh! And you thought you worked with some bad apples? I guess the moral of this story is to ask before you snoop.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Florida Officer Fired for Demanding Free Coffee
Lt. Major Garvin, a 15-year veteran, was fired July 8. According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Chief Mike Chitwood says Garvin recently failed a polygraph test that he insisted on taking.
The coffeehouse's employees claim that since June 2007, Garvin had visited the store as many as six times a night while on duty. Besides demanding free drinks, workers complained that
Garvin also cut in front of paying customers.
A telephone listing for Garvin could not be found
I guess he wanted FREE coffee to help wash down all those doughnuts. It's a good thing that a liquor store wasn't on his route, he probably would have demanded free booze.
Another dirty cop off the streets.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
What the Eff?
In another frivolous lawsuit filed in a U.S. court, a gay man from Canton, Michigan is suing popular Christian publishers Zondervan and Thomas Nelson Publishing for $70 million. He claims that the publishers are violating his constitutional rights and causing emotional pain, because the Bible versions they publish refer to homosexuality as a sin.
Folks, I didn't make this up. Read the article.
Go Run Tell That!
Visit Nu Psi Chapter's web site at http://www.ques-nupsi.org/.
Omega's Psi Phi National Web Site: http://www.omegapsiphifraternity.org/.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
A King's Ransom
Friday, July 11, 2008
Blog Shout Outs
Abstractions of a Bohemian Hippie Chick. Why I like this blog? Because the writing is clever and the author is down with natural hair!
Invisible Woman. This blog offers a fresh, funny, and colorful insight on Black cinema. You won't find a blog like this in YOUR neighborhood.
My Urban Report. Another great blog! The vibrant colors alone will draw you in, but it's the subject matter that makes you stay. It's news from "another shade of information."
SheGeeks. A very informative site. This young urban sistah is making her mark in the world of social media and technology blog.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
American Medical Association Apologizes to Black Doctors
It's about time!
AMA Apologizes to black doctors
Monday, July 7, 2008
Mildred Loving, Matriach of Interracial Marriage, Dies
Mildred Jeter Loving, 68, an unlikely heroine for social change who set the wheels in motion for the landmark Loving v. Virginia case that challenged and eventually overturned the ban on interracial marriage, died of pneumonia May 2, 2008 at her home in Milford, VA.
Mildred Loving (June 22, 1939 - May 2, 2008), with her husband Richard Perry Loving (October 29, 1933 - June 29, 1975) filed and won a landmark U.S court appeal in defense of their interracial marriage that became the legal standard used to eradicate all laws against such marriages in the United States.
Mildred Jeter and Richard Loving first met when she was 11 and he was 17. He was a family friend and over the years they started courting.[1] They lived just north of Richmond in the Commonwealth of Virginia, where interracial marriage was banned by a 1924 statute. When Mildred was 18 she became pregnant, and the couple decided to marry, traveling out of Virginia to do so. Mildred later stated that she did not know it was illegal when they got married in 1958, but she believed her husband did.[2] They returned to Virginia and were arrested in the middle of the night by the county sheriff, who had received an anonymous tip.[3] They moved to Washington DC after pleading guilty to being married and being banned from living together in their home state, but returned to Virginia after the Supreme Court decision.
Mildred considered her marriage and the court decision to be God’s work, and she supported everyone’s right to marry whomever they wished.[4] She told the Washington Evening Star in 1965, when the case was pending, “We loved each other and got married. We are not marrying the state. The law should allow a person to marry anyone he wants.”[2]
On June 12, 2007, Mildred Loving issued a public statement for the 40th anniversary of the Loving v. Virginia Supreme Court decision, commenting on same-sex marriage.[5] Her statement concluded:
Surrounded as I am now by wonderful children and grandchildren, not a day goes by that I don’t think of Richard and our love, our right to marry, and how much it meant to me to have that freedom to marry the person precious to me, even if others thought he was the “wrong kind of person” for me to marry. I believe all Americans, no matter their race, no matter their sex, no matter their sexual orientation, should have that same freedom to marry. Government has no business imposing some people’s religious beliefs over others. Especially if it denies people’s civil rights.Mildred and Richard Loving had three children, Donald, Peggy and Sidney. Richard Loving died when a drunken driver struck their car in 1975; Mildred Loving lost her right eye in the same accident.
I am still not a political person, but I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
From Harvard to Ebonics in Three Seconds
Cockroach vs. Gay Weatherman
In this corner we have the champion, a multi-legged, multi-generational Cockroach, weighing less than one ounce. In the other corner we have the challenger: An effeminate Gay weatherman wearing a tight brown suit and overly processed hair, weighing in at a whopping 145 pounds.
Folks, it looks like this lopsided match-up may be one for the history books!
And the winner is . . .
Friday, July 4, 2008
Spencer Haywood, a Forgotten NBA Legend
I was fascinated by the unselfish team play and camaraderie shown by the Celtics. Boston's arsenal included Hall of Fame players Dave Cowens, JoJo White, John Havlicek, and Paul Westphal. All were excellent players and a collective force to be reckoned with.
And speaking of force, does anyone remember Spencer Haywood?
According to NBA.com's web site, on the court, Spencer Haywood was such a devastating force in his prime that no opponent could defend him or keep him off the boards. Off the court, he had a lasting effect on the game of basketball, largely because he provided the 1970 legal test case that opened the NBA to undergraduate college players.
Spencer Haywood has won an NBA championship and a gold medal. At his best Haywood was as dominating as they come. As a 20-year-old rookie in 1969-70 he led the American Basketball Association in both scoring and rebounding and was named the ABA's Most Valuable Player and Rookie of the Year.
After moving to the NBA he averaged better than 20 points for five consecutive seasons, including 29.2 ppg in 1972-73, and he was twice selected to the All-NBA First Team.
Haywood was born into a family of 10 children on April 22, 1949, in tiny Silver City, Miss. The rural poverty called hard time Mississippi by Stevie Wonder in "Living For the City" struck true for the Haywood family. Taking the opportunity to escape the stifling conditions at the time in the rural South, Haywood at age 15 went to Chicago and then to Detroit to live with his brother. In the Motor City, he led his Pershing High School to the 1967 Michigan Class A championship.
He spent a year at Trinidad State Junior College in Colorado, where he tallied 28.2 points and 22.1 rebounds per game. In the summer of 1968, Haywood helped the United States to a gold medal at the Olympic Games in Mexico City. He moved on to the University of Detroit for 1968-69, where as a sophomore he scored 32.1 ppg and led the nation in rebounding with an average of 21.5 rpg. Feeling that he had accomplished all that he needed to at the college level, Haywood passed up his final two years of eligibility to sign with the ABA's Denver Rockets.
Haywood joined the ABA in 1969-70 and had a phenomenal first season. He was the league's Rookie of the Year and Most Valuable Player. He also won the ABA scoring title with an average of 30.0 ppg, and he led the league in rebounding with a remarkable 19.5 rpg to set the ABA's all-time record. The next season the 21-year-old Haywood shook up both the ABA and the NBA when he left the Rockets to sign with the NBA's Seattle SuperSonics.
At the time, the NBA prohibited the drafting or signing of a player before his college class had graduated. Haywood's class wouldn't graduate until the end of the 1970-71 campaign, but the Sonics signed him anyway. The NBA league office and other NBA teams opposed the move, protesting that it violated existing rules and that, since Haywood hadn't gone through a draft, the Sonics had no right to him.
The NBA took Haywood and the Sonics to court. The argument in Haywood's favor was that, as the sole wage earner in his struggling family, he was a "hardship case" and therefore had a right to begin earning his living. The Supreme Court ruled in Haywood's favor, forever altering professional basketball.
Beginning in 1971, underclassmen were allowed to enter the NBA Draft provided they could give evidence of "hardship" to the NBA office. In 1976 the hardship requirement was eliminated in favor of the current Early Entry procedure, whereby any athlete with remaining college eligibility can enter the NBA Draft on the condition that he notifies the league office at least 45 days before the draft.
But before the final legal decision, Haywood would encounter a lot of hostility from the general public about his attempts to play in the NBA. However, after finally being cleared to play late in the 1970-71 season, Haywood joined the Sonics and averaged 20.6 ppg over the final 33 games. The five years he spent with Seattle represented the most stable and productive period of his career -- he made four NBA All-Star Teams, two All-NBA First Teams and two All-NBA Second Teams.
In 1971-72, his first full NBA season, Haywood scored 26.2 ppg and grabbed 12.7 rpg. The next year he was unstoppable, pouring in 29.2 ppg (third in the league behind Nate Archibald and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) and pulling down 12.9 rpg. His most effective shot was a turnaround jumper in which Haywood took advantage of his height and reach to extend above the defender before lofting a soft arc toward the hoop. He scored 51 points against the Kansas City-Omaha Kings that year. The Sonics, however, finished with a 26-56 record, 34 games out of first place in the division.
Haywood continued to provide stellar play. In 1973-74, his scoring average dropped to 23.5 ppg, but he increased his rebounding to 13.4 rpg, sixth in the NBA. The Sonics finished 36-46 under new coach Bill Russell and missed the playoffs again.
His most effective shot was a turnaround jumper in which Haywood took advantage of his height and reach to extend above the defender before lofting a soft arc toward the hoop.
Haywood and Russell made history in 1974-75 when they led Seattle to its first playoff berth in the team's eight-year existence. Haywood was dominating as usual, averaging 22.4 ppg and 9.3 rpg and earning his fourth straight trip to the NBA All-Star Game. The Sonics finished 43-39 and actually made some noise in the postseason, bumping off the Detroit Pistons in the first round before losing to the eventual NBA-champion Golden State Warriors in the conference semifinals.
After that season, Haywood was traded to the New York Knicks for cash and a draft choice. In the Big Apple he led the life of a star. He married glamorous fashion model Iman, and the celebrity couple were regulars on the social scene. But New York acquired Bob McAdoo during the 1976-77 season, and the Knicks found themselves with two high-scoring forward. In the middle of the 1978-79 campaign, Haywood was swapped to the New Orleans Jazz for Joe C. Meriweather. When the Jazz moved to Utah for the next season, Haywood was sent to the Los Angeles Lakers in exchange for Adrian Dantley.
He averaged only 9.7 points in a limited role with the Lakers in 1979-80 but earned his only championship ring that year.
Haywood spent the 1980-81 campaign playing in Italy and working toward returning to the NBA. He played 76 games with the Washington Bullets in 1981-82 and 38 more the following season. He was waived in March 1983, then retired from the NBA with 14,592 career points and 7,038 rebounds.
Prior to retiring, however, Haywood got caught up in drugs. While playing for New York he was introduced to cocaine and eventually his drug use began to effect his play. Over the years his stats steadily declined and he played at a journeyman's level.
After retiring from playing in 1983, Haywood became involved in real estate development in Detroit, and wrote his autobiography, Spencer Haywood: The Rise, the Fall, the Recovery.
Today, Haywood lives in the Detroit suburbs with his second wife of 15 years, Linda. He's a family man with three daughters at home, Nikiah, 21, Shaakira, 15, and Isis, 12, and another, Zulekah, 26, from his previous marriage
I wasn't aware of the great impact Spencer Haywood had on the game of basketball until I logged onto NBA.com. I knew about his problems with drugs, but I had no idea that he was a trailblazer. Knowing what I now know, in my opinion Haywood's autobiography should be required reading for today's college athlete. His legacy serves as a reminder that had it not been for him, their asses wouldn't be in the NBA today living large and making all that cheddar.
Spencer Haywood is an NBA legend and trailblazer. He should not be forgotten.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Big Day for Smokey
Saturday, June 28, 2008
4 Worst Sitcoms Ever
I guess like most things bad sitcoms have their place in society. Fortunately for the "hired help" like the grips, lighting technicians, hairstylists, costume designers, production assistants, make-up artists, et. al., it makes for steady employment.
Here is my list of the 4 Worst Sitcoms Ever:
4. Reba. This whack-ass sitcom has been on the WB network for the past several years. It started n 2001 and ended last year. It stars country singer Reba McEntire as a single mom raising three kids, but keeping an eye on a son-in-law, a granddaughter, an ex-husband and an ex-husband's neurotic wife. 'Reba' began with the Hart family in the midst of a divorce as Texas soccer mom Reba watched her white-picket-fenced world collapse before her very eyes. Her dentist husband, Brock(Christopher Rich), left her after what she thought was 20 happy years of marriage for his impossibly perky and unfortunately pregnant dental hygienist, Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman). The cherry on top of this bitter sundae was the pregnancy of Reba's then 17-year-old daughter Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) and her decision to marry her high school football star boyfriend, Van (Steve Howey). Rounding out the happy brood is teenage Kyra(Scarlett Pomers), who continues to greet puberty with venom, and son Jake (Mitch Holleman).
Where's the humor in that scenario? Ask the writers, cause watching an episode of Reba is like visiting the dentist office. You know it's gong to be painful, so you just grin and bear it.
3. She's the Sheriff. Starring an ageless Suzanne Sommers cast as Hildy Granger, a young wife suddenly widowed with two children to support. Her employment worries end when the Commissioner of Lakes County, Nevada (near Lake Tahoe), offers to appoint her sheriff, the job held by her husband until his untimely death. Hildy accepts the position and is immediately forced to handle the daily problems of both locals and tourists, with extra trouble created by the four deputies on her staff. In addition, Hildy has regular battles with work colleague Max Rubin, who doesn't feel Hildy should be in the job.
Okay. Once again, where's the humor? This sorry sitcom lasted 44 episodes! Thank goodness it never made its way to syndication.
2. The Ropers. Simply horrible. A spin-off from Three's Company, 'Three’s Company' landlords Stanley and Helen Roper leave the apartment complex and move into a new one. Still the same Roper dynamic, but without the Three’s Company gang. Not funny. Without the ensemble cast from 'Three's Company', this sitcom fell flat. It only lasted one season.
1. Cavemen. Enough said. This bad sitcom was derived from a series of funny commercial ads for GEICO Insurance. What started as a good commercial ended as one of the worst sitcoms ever. How interested would you be in watching the perils of cavemen as the maneuver through a modern day big city? Get real!
Tell me, which sitcom would you like to see added to the list and why?
An Obama Love Story
I ran across this lovely video while trolling YouTube and immediately thought, "Wow! What a homage to love." It's a pictorial salute to love accompanied by a beautiful ballad sung by Clay Aiken. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. What I enjoy most about the tribute is 1) The strong and positive images of black family and black love, and 2) The words of the song.
Watch and listen for yourself.
Enjoy!
Friday, June 27, 2008
Obama Passes the Litmus Test
I'm not kidding. The Democratic presidential hopeful breaks out in a dance. Initially he looks pretty awkward, stiff and not very soulful. But when Ellen rolls up to him and starts her signature dance, Brotha Barack starts getting down. I mean he really gets down. He throws his hands up, shakes his hips and starts poppin' his fingers. You know. The cool brotha in the club dance. In essence, he got his groove on.
So for all you haters out there who keep saying that Barack ain't a brotha, y'all need to stop. See for yourself. Barack Obama is really Black. And he can dance, too . . . for a White guy.
Officer Fired for Beating Transgendered Woman
Although it took four months for the department to take action, the administrative hearing officers apparently only needed two hours. In an administrative hearing held on June 25, Officer McRae learned his fate: It ain't cool to beat-up a detainee and keep your job. During the proceedings, McRae wanted to speak in his defense but his attorney advised against it. He now plans to appeal his termination.
Johnson says she feels somewhat vindicated by the department's decision to fire McRae, but plans to continue with her $1.3 million lawsuit against the MPD. The FBI has also been called in to investigate to determine if Johnson's civil rights were violated.
Another bad cop off the streets.
Do you think it's ever warranted or necessary for police to use excessive force?
http://www.wreg.com/Global/story.asp?s=8556748
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Transgendered Female Takes a Beating
What is the world coming to when a woman can’t walk down the street without being picked up and beaten by the police?
Duanna Johnson, a 6-foot-5-inch transgendered woman, was arrested in February on a charge of prostitution. What ensued next is a nightmare that Johnson, 42, will never forget. For 18 minutes, Memphis police officer Bridges McRae beat Johnson because she refused to stand up. The whole incident was caught on a security surveillance video and was released last week by Johnson’s attorney.
The raw footage of the beating has outraged Memphians and the gay and lesbian community. The FBI has been called in to investigate and civil rights organizations vow to seek justice. They want the officer fired. Instead, for the past four months, McRae has been assigned to desk duty pending an administrative hearing.
Johnson is suing the City of Memphis Police Department for $1.3 million.
Johnson said she wasn’t “working” that night but was just walking down the street when McRae approached her and took her in for solicitation.
Johnson was born a male but has been living life as a female for the past 17 years. She said she is used to people staring at her but she has never experience such blatant disrespect and humiliation. She said McRae kept referring to her as “he/she” and “faggot” and she refused to answer him. When she told him that her mother did not name her “he/she” or “faggot,” that's when McRae lost it. He struck her several times with his fist and gloved handcuffs. Another officer restrained her while McRae beat and pepper-sprayed her.
The video shows other officers standing around watching the incident. Johnson said she called for help but no one came to her aid. A few minutes later, a nurse is called to the lobby. Johnson said the nurse repeatedly ignored her pleas for help.
Shelby County Sheriff Mark Lutrell, who oversees the jail, said that the nurse didn’t ignore Johnson, but performed a visual assessment of Johnson and determined the injuries weren’t life-threatening. A few minutes later, the nurse tended to McRae while Johnson rocked back and forth behind them.
Police Director Larry Godwin says he was sickened by what he saw on the videotape. “I was infuriated. I notified the FBI because they needed to investigate to see if this person’s civil rights were violated.”
An administrative hearing is scheduled for McRae next week.
I'll be keeping my eye on this case. Truly amazing. Had the videotape not been released, would the public have known about this incident? Most likely not.
How many corrupt cops and millions of dollars spent on lawsuits will it take before the city of Memphis and Shelby County government clean up its law enforcement agencies?
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Teen Girls Make Pact to Become Pregnant
TIME first reported the story earlier in the week, reporting 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies—more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults dismissed the statistic as a blip. Others blamed hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing young unwed mothers. But Principal Joseph Sullivan knows at least part of the reason there's been such a spike in teen pregnancies in this Massachusetts fishing town. School officials started looking into the matter as early as October after an unusual number of girls began filing into the school clinic to find out if they were pregnant. By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, "some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Sullivan says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.
According to Guttmacher Institute, each year almost 750,000 women ages 15-19 become pregnant. In general, states with the highest number of teenagers had the highest number of teenage pregnancies. In 2000, the states with highest teenage birthrates were Mississippi, Texas, Arizona, Arkansas, and New Mexico. The states with the lowest birthrates were New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, North Dakota, and Maine. Although Massachusetts is ranked as one of the states with the lowest teen birthrates, the sudden rise in pregnancy among Gloucester High School teens is alarming.
What would cause 17 adolescent women to make a pact to become pregnant while in high school? And how can we prevent more teenagers from “joining the club?”
Please share your comments.
Friday, June 20, 2008
If Walls Could Talk, What Would They Say?
Scott McClellan, Bush's spokesman from 2003-2006, said he had reservations about publicly clearing the name of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Cheney's chief of staff at the time. Later, Libby was convicted of obstructing the investigation of the leak of Valerie Plame's CIA identity.
McClellan told the House Judiciary Committee that he doesn't know if a crime was committed in efforts to cover up the leak.
But he had harsh words for the White House, suggesting that the administration is continuing a cover-up in the Plame case. Read the article to learn more.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Ramdom Thought for the Day
Sorry, Lakers, maybe next time. But June 17, 2008 was Boston's time to shine.
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?categoryId=2459788&brand=null&videoId=3449933&n8pe6c=1
Friday, June 13, 2008
Tim Russert of "Meet the Press" Dies of Heart Attack
My deepest sympathy for his family, friends, and a nation's loss.
R.I.P.Okey Dokey Friday Jokey
I really do love this country, but . . .
2. Only in America . . . are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America . . . do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America . . . do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America . . . do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America . . . do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America . . . do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America . . . do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America . . . do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
NASCAR in Blackface
Friday, June 6, 2008
Okey Dokey Friday Jokey
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments.," answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you, son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
The Dream Realized?
"Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksand of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.""But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force."
- Excerpts from Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech during the March on Washington (August 28, 1963)
________________________________________________________________
Monday, June 2, 2008
Liberation from Guilt
Today is my birthday and I declare it a national holiday, a holiday free from guilt. So, I'm gonna indulge in a sinful pleasure. I'm gonna have a hot fudge ice-cream sundae topped with fresh whipped cream, crushed peanuts, and a plump red delicious strawberry on top.
Okay. Okay. I'm dieting, so I'll skip the cherry. Help me blow out 44 candles. Ready. Set. Go!
Monday, May 19, 2008
What the Eff? Kids Gone Wild!
What would possess a parent (and I use the word loosely) to allow a child to smoke a cigarette? I don't care what culture you're from or how "acceptable" it is for some cultures to allow smoking or drinking at an early age. It's irresponsible behavior. Letting a child inhale carcinogenic poison is akin to placing a baby in a car seat in the middle of a busy highway. It's just a matter of time before it's smashed to pieces.
I'm sure you have seen these pictures ad nauseum on the Internet, but stuff like this is happening everyday. It's totally wild and crazy.
And then you got the kid in the video below. What gives?
Maybe little man's grand momma should sign up for a course in ass whupping at the Ass Whupping Academy featured in the video below. Concerning Lil' Hector/Tokyo with the cigarette, his parents should be whupped.